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Congregant: Rabbi, I have a strong desire to live forever. What should I do?
Rabbi: Join Twitter.
Congregant: And will I live forever?
Rabbi: No, but the desire will disappear.
Christmas trees, Easter eggs and leprechauns are a demonstration of how Christian missionaries have been most successful when they have respected the faith and culture of the people they interacted with.
Ken Paxton wants to know if diversity/equity/inclusion policies led to faulty parts in Boeing planes. He wants to make sure white people are making the planes he flies in.
Does he understand that it's those diversity policies that prevent a lot of tech programs from being overwhelmingly filled by children of Asian immigrant to the exclusion of white Americans?
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Soooo cute! Just browsing youtue and came upon this. Perfect for Easter. Hope ya'll enjoy it. HAPPY EASTER!
https://youtu.be/L5vFGA0VU-Y
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Listen all the way to the end of this. Kids in the USA.
@Alfred Create an image of a goat eating a piece of cake.
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Dionne Warwick, upset with misogyny in rap lyrics, once set up a meeting with Snoop Dogg and Suge Knight at her home, where she demanded that they call her a “bitch” to her face.
Snoop Dogg later said, “I believe we got out-gangstered that day.”
The meeting was not a casual one. Warwick had a clear agenda and she was determined to make her point. She instructed Snoop Dogg, Suge Knight, and others to show up at her house by 7 a.m. The rappers, who were at the height of their careers...
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🚨 PSA:
I will donate another $25.00 if I can get 25 people to favorite this post.
Yes, all you have to do is favorite this post 😃
And boost it lol
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It's that time when the Jesus memes pop up.
I love a *good* joke. Being a Christian is bizarre and often genuinely funny. Especially to those who don't share my beliefs.
I have one request:
Please keep it lighthearted and act with some kindbess, folks. Consider the many here for whom #Easter is genuinely an important festival.
Thank you xxx
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When I read about @ChippySuave's mum's horrible situation it reminded me of this.
These people are the worst of the worst.
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