If Trump claims victory before the votes are counted in swing states, you can conclude he knows he's lost -- there's no reason not to wait the extra 3 days if you think you may have won. #politics

@MrGoat

Pretty shaky sourcing.

There's a lot of stuff out there, I'm sure, because people like to take videos of themselves raping people, but you can't release it without becoming a distributor of kiddie porn. There's a very narrow range of things that would be bad enough to convince anyone despite the minor's face being blurred, but not be kiddie porn.

@TheLegend_AZ @WellWellWell3

Which would make me less inclined to eat the food -- an E coli outbreak on the other side of the country, or knowing TFG might have touched the stacks of French fry boxes?

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@POOetryma

I wouldn't want it long term, but sell your house at the peak of a housing bubble, put your shit in storage, tour the US and Canada in the tiny house staying in national parks and walmart parking lots, and buy another house when the market crashes.

@TrueBloodNet

Exhaustion?

@nevikjames

Can we make those two events happen simultaneously, though?

@misslovelymess @cornered

I was walking down the street, and a restaurant under construction had a "coming soon" sign. It was going to be an Indian restaurant, so I'm always interested. I looked them up and found a ton of glowing Yelp reviews from people who supposedly had already eaten there.

@CelluloidBlonde
I bet @Minholkin would like those

@LaurelGreen

Dip it in boiling water. If you're near sea level, it should be 212F/100C

@InUnfunky

Bill's apparently decided that malaria is only the second most deadly disease threatening humankind.

@TrueBloodNet
I doubt Sony cares if they get a lot of new royalties from a 45 year old song.

@nursefrombirth

I expect foreign enemies to do what's in their own best interests.

I'm disappointed my fellow Americans are so easily duped into doing what's in the best interest of America's enemies.
#politics

@NorthernInvader
I grew up riding in a "baby blue" 57 Chevy.

@AverageCitizen @kel

He's so removed from the reality for most people that he thinks it would be a stretch to believe someone had ever had a job at Mickie D's.

He also has no idea you don't get to pick what you want to be assigned to do during your shift. And he has no idea how the bathrooms get cleaned.

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