Wow, I really just saw someone send a ticket to our helpdesk "demanding" that the BIOS be modified to enable function that are disabled for security reasons. The real kicker was that this was an angry screed about how "things always worked this way before". No, person, they didn't. And if they are disabled for security, they stay disabled unless you can show cause. The "but I want it this way" line just doesn't fly.
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You could really twist them with a reply like, "Actually, your computer doesn't have a BIOS; it has a UEFI. So I can't help you. Goodbye."