I wonder what the world would be like if our classical myths weren't so full of gods that can't control their own dicks. Lookin' at you, Zeus.
@tippitiwichet Zeus: #3 on number of children.
#2 - Herc.
#1 - Poseidon, that dirty old sea king.
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@EnochianEntropy What do you expect when ruling a culture with all them titties hanging out?