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I wonder what the world would be like if our classical myths weren't so full of gods that can't control their own dicks. Lookin' at you, Zeus.
"I SWEAR to you, sweetheart, I have NEVER turned myself into a swan!"
"You can fuck off and go sleep in HADES. And take your damned thunderbolts WITH you."
@tippitiwichet Zeus: #3 on number of children.
#2 - Herc.
#1 - Poseidon, that dirty old sea king.
@EnochianEntropy What do you expect when ruling a culture with all them titties hanging out?
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Right?!