@AskTheDevil Can it be embroidered on goatskin?
@tippitiwichet Oh. The affidavit! I don't think you want to see my embroidery. There are many reasons I'd never have made a good lady's maid, and one of them is my embroidery.
@tippitiwichet But, I'm willing to give it the old college try.
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