I want to take a min to really fully acknowledge the influence of Grandpa in my life. Without his crazy genetics, all looking 50 when he was 70 until he got sick and actually looked 70, I wouldn't have the fun of quietly handing people my ID and waiting for their face when they do the math and realize I don't look like that. Without that influence, I would not be constantly bummed that I am not acknowledged as the emerging crone that I am. Damnit. I deserve that shit.