@Kurtroedeger But I *like* it weird! Eleanor might not appreciate it so much, mind you 🤣
::Tosses hunter a pair of chaps and bunny ears::
@Kurtroedeger @_Hunter
*Pulls the celery out of the fridge and the balloon whisk from the drawer*
I don't have enough to go around, so Hunter, you need to bring your own cheez-whiz and harmonica
A @_Hunter is always prepared. @Kurtroedeger
Also, I still have some cannoli filling clogging up the harmonica 🤦♀️
I'll get to it. I just got distracted by stuyes big fig roll
@Kurtroedeger Wait til you see the Truffle Shuffle! @_Hunter
@Kurtroedeger @_Hunter
Are you sure?
It's very alluring!
Meh, I do that every morning just trying to get my socks on.
@Kurtroedeger See? It's sexy. That's why Mrs Kurt is still sticking around. #BlessKurtsWife @_Hunter
It's the nipple tassels that really make it pop. When you get them rotating opposite directions
@Kurtroedeger @_Hunter
And all because of one small misunderstanding.
Kurt asked me to buy him a couple of pasties.
How was I to know he meant these?
@stueytheround @_Hunter to be fair, I'd wear those as a bra too.
But make sure you let them cook down. Last thing I need is second degree burns on my nipples again
@Kurtroedeger It's not a mistake I'll make twice. @_Hunter
@evistre I searched Cornish Pasty Bikini expecting to find *printed fabric* and lo and behold this was the first result!
@Fiikus_goddess @Kurtroedeger @_Hunter
@stueytheround @evistre @Kurtroedeger @_Hunter
The UK version of American Pie?
@Fiikus_goddess 🤣 Maybe! @evistre @Kurtroedeger @_Hunter
@stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess @evistre @_Hunter
Either way, I'm making some gravy 🤤
@Kurtroedeger @stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess @_Hunter
Is that what they call it these days? 👀 #cosoafterdark
@Kurtroedeger You'll rue the day you didn't spell it "roux" @evistre @Fiikus_goddess @_Hunter
@stueytheround @evistre @Fiikus_goddess @_Hunter
I should know better. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
::hands stuey twizzlers:::
I'll accept my 40 lashes
@Kurtroedeger *begins hard boiling 50 eggs*
Have you seen Cool Hand Luke?
@_Hunter Oh please do. It's darkly funny and heartbreaking too. @Kurtroedeger @evistre @Fiikus_goddess
@stueytheround @Kurtroedeger @evistre @Fiikus_goddess I know. I’m embarrassed that I haven’t actually seen it. It’s on my todo for this weekend… or maybe next week while I should be working