@_Hunter @stueytheround

It's the nipple tassels that really make it pop. When you get them rotating opposite directions

@Kurtroedeger @_Hunter
And all because of one small misunderstanding.
Kurt asked me to buy him a couple of pasties.

How was I to know he meant these?

@stueytheround @_Hunter to be fair, I'd wear those as a bra too.

OH DEAR. THIS POST WAS SET TO SELF-DETONATE 💣 💥 🔥

Ą̷͇̀l̵̩̓̕l̸̩͘ ̸̭̪̈́ť̷̝̍̆h̶̡̛̰̯̏͌a̷͕̞͋̂t̵̩͙͑̈́͝'̵̛̍́ͅͅş̴̬̱͝ ̷̗̊͠l̵͚̕͠ē̸̻͓̐͝f̷̧͙̀̑͝t̶͓̓͊̚ ̶̜̱̓͌́a̴͉͊r̶̡̩͛̀é̵̦̞͕ ̶̮̾ṫ̷̡͈̍ḧ̸̛͍́̊e̴̫̅ş̶̥̰̓e̴̟̪͌͂̇ ̷̞̅͊̚h̷̰͕͈͂e̶̡̹̜̚ŗ̸̗͈̾̇e̴̩̍͐ ̷̪͉̩̀a̵̡̱̐͑͝s̴͎͖̈́h̸͈͌́͜e̴͕̝̐̌ś̶͓̆ͅ.̵̩̉ ̵̱͊͑̀

@stueytheround @_Hunter

But make sure you let them cook down. Last thing I need is second degree burns on my nipples again

@Kurtroedeger It's not a mistake I'll make twice. @_Hunter

@stueytheround @Kurtroedeger @_Hunter

Oh great, next up is a cornish merkin.

::shudders::

@Fiikus_goddess @stueytheround @_Hunter

I haven't had one of those 🤔

Maybe I can do that this weekend so I can feel all fancy when I'm running errands.

Not sure if the local community can handle that level of sexy though.

@Fiikus_goddess Ummmm
@Kurtroedeger @_Hunter

@stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess @Kurtroedeger @_Hunter

😱

@evistre I searched Cornish Pasty Bikini expecting to find *printed fabric* and lo and behold this was the first result!
@Fiikus_goddess @Kurtroedeger @_Hunter

@stueytheround @evistre @Kurtroedeger @_Hunter
The UK version of American Pie?

@Fiikus_goddess 🤣 Maybe! @evistre @Kurtroedeger @_Hunter

@stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess @evistre @_Hunter

Either way, I'm making some gravy 🤤

@Kurtroedeger @stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess @_Hunter

Is that what they call it these days? 👀 #cosoafterdark

@evistre @stueytheround @Fiikus_goddess @_Hunter

Oh yeah. Wanna watch me make a rue?

#badkurtbad

@Kurtroedeger You'll rue the day you didn't spell it "roux" @evistre @Fiikus_goddess @_Hunter

@stueytheround @Kurtroedeger @evistre @_Hunter

I now know where this thread is going.

@Fiikus_goddess I was thinking of the Roux brothers, Albert & Michel. Chefs!
@Kurtroedeger @evistre @_Hunter

@Fiikus_goddess @stueytheround @evistre @_Hunter

🎶
Queso. Rah. So rah
Whatever will cheese, will cheese
🎶

@stueytheround @evistre @Fiikus_goddess @_Hunter

I should know better. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

::hands stuey twizzlers:::

I'll accept my 40 lashes

@Kurtroedeger *begins hard boiling 50 eggs*
Have you seen Cool Hand Luke?

@evistre @Fiikus_goddess @_Hunter

OH DEAR. THIS POST WAS SET TO SELF-DETONATE 💣 💥 🔥

Ą̷͇̀l̵̩̓̕l̸̩͘ ̸̭̪̈́ť̷̝̍̆h̶̡̛̰̯̏͌a̷͕̞͋̂t̵̩͙͑̈́͝'̵̛̍́ͅͅş̴̬̱͝ ̷̗̊͠l̵͚̕͠ē̸̻͓̐͝f̷̧͙̀̑͝t̶͓̓͊̚ ̶̜̱̓͌́a̴͉͊r̶̡̩͛̀é̵̦̞͕ ̶̮̾ṫ̷̡͈̍ḧ̸̛͍́̊e̴̫̅ş̶̥̰̓e̴̟̪͌͂̇ ̷̞̅͊̚h̷̰͕͈͂e̶̡̹̜̚ŗ̸̗͈̾̇e̴̩̍͐ ̷̪͉̩̀a̵̡̱̐͑͝s̴͎͖̈́h̸͈͌́͜e̴͕̝̐̌ś̶͓̆ͅ.̵̩̉ ̵̱͊͑̀

@stueytheround @evistre @Fiikus_goddess @Kurtroedeger all this tells me is that “the algorithm” is spot on

@evistre @stueytheround @Kurtroedeger @_Hunter

Grass skirt got competition.

@stueytheround @_Hunter

Should we start a #burntNippleClub ?

@Kurtroedeger Not a club I'd encourage anyone to join 🔥
@_Hunter

@stueytheround @_Hunter

It's better now that we banned candles at our ceremonies.