Nothing makes me feel older than seeing the original air date of a Simpsons episode I grew up with.
@TheCard Nothing beats seeing your old tube radio/television, or sewing machine in an antique store.
@AskTheDevil @TheCard I knew I was old the day I saw my childhood roller skates listed as "antique!"
@danialexis 🤣 That would make you over a hundred years old! You're looking pretty youthful for a centagenarian! 😜
@stueytheround @danialexis @TheCard I wouldn't trust that estimate. I'm crazy, full of shit, and not entirely sure when I am playing a character or not. Also, I don't really want to give out real dates of birth and such.
On matters of ethics, philosophy, opinions on current events, of verifiable facts, how batty or old I am shouldn't matter.
I won't lie, but not everything I say will be true. I am an imperfect being.
@AskTheDevil My estimate was based merely on the generally accepted convention that to be called antique, an object must be 100 years old or more!
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@stueytheround @danialexis @TheCard For instance, there's plenty of tube TVs and radios that are less than 100 years old. I think I threw out my last one in maybe... 2010?
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Archaeologists often consider things significant enough to record if they're over 50 years old. Like, when I was in high school. 
@FireMonkey Yep! If you bury it, it's old! 🤣🤣
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@stueytheround @danialexis @TheCard Oh, a lot of "antique" sell lots of things that people think are antiques because they look old-timey to them.