@artemis If you get nine vaccines you turn into a cat. The government doesn't want you to know this.
@th3j35t3r
@stueytheround @artemis @th3j35t3r
Being a cat is pretty sweet tho
@sheseala
That's why the D3eP St@T3 are keeping it a secret! @artemis @th3j35t3r
@stueytheround @artemis @th3j35t3r
I'm over half way there. I've had 5.
@stueytheround well that explains the new and excessive hair growth 🤔
@stueytheround @artemis @th3j35t3r I need to up my vaccine game. I wanna be a cat.
@stueytheround @artemis @th3j35t3r good. Then I can sit on top of the refrigerator and glare disdainfully at everyone. I mean, I GUESS I could do that now, but I'd probably bonk my head on the ceiling and it's hard to look arch when you're yeowling cross-eyed and sliding gracelessly to the floor.
@stueytheround @artemis @th3j35t3r
could be worse
@stueytheround @artemis @th3j35t3r
Which breed? Or do we have a choice? 🤣🤣
@stueytheround @artemis @th3j35t3r Wait. Hol' up here.
Do those have to be all at once, or per booster? Because if it's all at once, then we got some wiggle room as to what you can get turned into then!
@stueytheround And when you get 12 vaccines, you become the Jellicle Cat, and are reborn! So much government coverup. I blame Kissinger. @artemis @th3j35t3r
@stueytheround @artemis @th3j35t3r
Hahahaha, 😸
@stueytheround @artemis @th3j35t3r How many to be a dog?
@stueytheround @artemis @th3j35t3r I mean, I'm pretty okay with this, actually.
@stueytheround
Meeeeowwww
@artemis @th3j35t3r
@stueytheround @artemis @th3j35t3r I MUST GET ALL NINE
@stueytheround @artemis @th3j35t3r meoow? Arrrrooow?
@stueytheround @artemis @th3j35t3r
*GOALS*
@stueytheround Haha purrrfect!
@stueytheround Oooooo, I hope so! The whole 5G thing was a bust, still get crap Wi-Fi 🥰🤭🐾🤪
@stueytheround @artemis @th3j35t3r
Shit, I'm only at 3. Been meaning to get the Omicron shot.
oh geesh, I just had a thought. Will cats let us join in their games if we were originally human? 😟
@see_the_sus
Will they know?
Will we?
Does the butterfly remember that it was once a caterpillar?
@stueytheround @artemis @th3j35t3r
I would hope a butterfly does or rather I don't see a reason why they wouldn't.
@see_the_sus
It's an old philosophical question.
It's meant to raise more questions than answers.
@stueytheround @artemis @th3j35t3r
aaahh. I'm philosophy-clueless. 😁
@stueytheround @artemis 😂