@sleepingbearcat On a fruit plate? No. Veggie plate? Yes.

@sleepingbearcat your wife is obviously insane and should seek immediate help from the National Fruit Council.

@sleepingbearcat if you ever get a fruit cup at a Mexican desert shop they often have cucumber as an option.

@sleepingbearcat Let her put the cukes on the fruit plate. Those who are partaking in the fruit plate will either eat the cukes, or they won't. To each their own! 😂

@sleepingbearcat cucumbers belong on a fruit plate in the same way that tomatoes belong on a fruit plate 😩

@sleepingbearcat Palette cleanser

@sleepingbearcat well, they are a fruit... i don't think i'd put them on a fruit plate any more than i would tomatoes. not all fruits are sweet, some are savories.