Sheesh. I think I may need to set up a parody account with self-aggrandising slogans like "influencer", "best-selling author", "societal savant", and begin my postings with "my sources tell me that....".
It seems to be a shortcut to lots of eager followers.
@sirgeefive Good point. I also need to randomly capitalize shock words like "STUNNING", "EVIL", "AMAZING".