Wow, I'm sure naturalists will be amazed to learn that Turtles masturbate. https://www.joemygod.com/2021/11/mcconnell-wrote-trumps-foreword-in-own-memoir/
@janallmac He's definitely a shelled reptile, but probably not the kind of Testudine you care about.
@sfleetucker
No. I actually like real turtles quite a lot, shame they have to be associated with him.