Please copy & paste this to your status if you're constantly being asked to copy & paste things to your status by people who copy & paste things to their statuses. Many people won't copy & paste this, but my truly sarcastic friends will copy & paste it because they're sarcastic by nature. If you don't copy & paste it, then this means you hate bacon. And if you hate bacon, the terrorists win, and a unicorn dies. Possibly puppies as well. And sloths and occasionally baby goats. But never dragons..