I wanted an optometrist from the Alaskan islands, but I got an optical Aleutian.
He had a photographic memory, but was never developed.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.