I wanted an optometrist from the Alaskan islands, but I got an optical Aleutian.

He had a photographic memory, but was never developed.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.