@Sekhapada @killagator @AkomoCombine

Hey, look, at least that's not as bad as the "poop knife" story.

Google or search Reddit for it if you dare. No, I am NOT making that up.

@netspionage @Sekhapada @killagator @AkomoCombine

Running to Google.

I know I'm gonna regret this. 😭

It's 6:26 in the morning, and I'm already making bad decisions, this is gonna be a good day. 😏 😎

@netspionage @Sekhapada @killagator @AkomoCombine

Ohhhh my fucking god. 🤣 🤣

I'm 1 paragraph in.... and tears are running down my legs. 😂

@Jene_Sais_Quoi @Sekhapada @killagator @AkomoCombine

Just keep reading 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@netspionage @Sekhapada @killagator @AkomoCombine

Ohhhh, I did... and, ohhhh my god. 🤣

@Jene_Sais_Quoi @Sekhapada @killagator @AkomoCombine

Now look for the original thread on Reddit & *read the followup comments*

Talk about PMSL funny...and sooooo Not Right 🤣

@Jene_Sais_Quoi @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine

since it is obvious @netspionage doesn't want to sully his squeaky clean reputation (🙄 ) I'll post the original w/ comments for him....just remember, this is his story not mine

https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/

@killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine @netspionage

Ohhh my god, this shit does NOT disappoint. 🤣

Fuck Hemingway and Shakespeare, this man is a Poetical Genius, a Murderer of words if you will, my house to has a Poop “ stick” as we are mere plebeians in the presence of this God King, I am not worthy ma-Lord and I apologize for my ignorance as to the ways of the world and those who bear the Poop Sword..... aka Poop Knife

🤣

@killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine @netspionage

It's hard to believe, but this shit gets even better 🤣

Somebody has actually created and marketed, the Poop Knife.

This is the gift, that keeps on giving. 🤣 🤣 🤣

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079NTNWNG#customerReviews

@Jene_Sais_Quoi @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine

If I keep reading the reviews gonna laugh myself into a stroke 🤣