to quote @process ,
"'I’ll be honest, I’d rather stick a swab up my arse than nose"

be careful what you wish for!😂

If you thought nasal COVID-19 tests were bad before, you’re going to hate this. Research has shown that anal swabs return positive COVID-19 diagnoses even when nasal and throat samples test negative

https://bgr.com/2021/01/31/coronavirus-anal-swab-test-china/