Hypothetical question.
Suppose a hypothetical woman gets her COVID vaccine, runs a low grade fever for a day, and her hypothetical spouse, sensing her temporary weakness, instructs Alexa to play Baby Shark on repeat.
Would a hypothetical jury find her guilty?
@InvaderGzim @jjmacnab Far be it from me to say chuckles or death. Or would that more correctly be, "chuckles, followed by certain death?"
@jjmacnab no jury of her peers would find her guilty of anything, no matter how horrible
@jjmacnab Hypothetical answer.
Hell no!
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Hypothetically, the jury would be quite sympathetic.
@jjmacnab I wouldn't, but I may be an outlier.
@jjmacnab π€
@jjmacnab no jury would convict her.
@jjmacnab not at all.
I keep telling my husband,they'll never find a body π
@jjmacnab I had heard rumblings of this song, but never actually listened to it.
Now that I have, there's not a jury on the planet that would convict this hypothetical woman on anything. Hell, if I was her lawyer, I would say it was self-defense for her own sanity.
@jjmacnab Nope