I like drawing cute animals but decided to make them a little more relatable

I just learned that if you take a pic of a plant with your iPhone then swipe up on it, you’ll get a link to look it up. Built in, no extra app needed. (I wouldn’t be surprised if other phones have a similar feature)

Smoothies are the worst way to have fruit.

This thought brought to you by an impulsive and immediately regretted smoothie making

One of the issues with buying groceries online is not seeing the sizes. I did not know tortillas came in this size

Quote from Annie Dillard (stolen from the bird app) #writers

It turns out I don't mind telling the same stories over and over and over again, which is great for the student advising part of my job.

Orchids

They already get two walks a day plus constant dog-door access to the yard so don’t worry that they aren’t spoiled enough

For three days while the house was being painted, these guys weren’t allowed in the yard so I took them for a quick midday walk. That was weeks ago and yet they continue to hold out hope that it will happen again

Happy birthday, Mark. We really miss you.

Related thought:
I teach HTML/CSS, and every semester someone asks if they really need this skill since things like WordPress and Wix exist, and they just told me that they've never seriously used WordPress or Wix.

My long-winded point is that WordPress is a pain in the ass.

Now that I've finished my degree, it's time to pivot back to a major revamp of my portfolio

You know what, working on the degree was less intimidating

I just finished my bachelor's degree (got an associate's many years ago, now I'm teaching in my field so went back for teaching/training classes).

If you've ever thought about going back to school, try looking for BAAS programs—those are often aimed at "nontraditional" students, people who are changing careers, or want to upgrade an associates, turn work experience into credit, etc.

Haven't you always dreamed of a world full of solar-powered trike-camper-boats? https://betriton.com/

That joke works extra well if you tell it someone using a good horse voice.