Subject line on email received today from my homeowners insurance company:
"______, recover faster from the recent wildfire"
Then
"Reach out any time, ______. We're here for you!"
The nearest wildfire is 1500 miles away. 🙄
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if it were next door, this message would not be sent🙄
@holon42
Oh hell no! Nothing more performative than an insurance company in no danger of paying