Alright so- The Degreaser.
Who is me.
In 2001 I was in a grocery store with my boyfriend at the time and he picked up a bottle of one of those Orange Cleaning dealies that were popular then.
He then dropped it.
Me, being me, bent over to catch it, but it hit the floor, the spray nozzle flew off, and cleaning product geysered up into my face and open eyes.
Then boyfriend panicked and ran to "Get a manager."
#SuperVillain
Also she was hot, and about 40, so she's in her 60s now and I'm married, so.
Origin stories always have recurring characters, but I guess this was more like a background character?
@feloneouscat
I've never seen her again.
I'd love to thank her again.