Learned today that the Lounatic still talks about me. Whyyyyyyyyy? 🤣

Me to dog, who just yacked up something I've seen yack up before after snacking on her own poop: "Did you just eat poop? You did, didn't you? Maybe if you stop eating poop, you won't get sick to your stomach and yack it up. Ya know? Just a suggestion."

I wasn't muted on my call.

🤗

I can’t be the only one who wonders what I’ve done to offend CoSo peeps when they unfollow me.

InfoSec folks, what’s the best antivirus or whatever to have on my mom’s little laptop? She’s kinda an Internet idiot and needs some extra protection because she’s just not careful.

Good morning from Coco Bisou!

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PSA: If I accuse you of such incessant harassment and stalking that I am forced to file reports with federal and local law enforcement, you look up my work email address and go around all the blocks I have against your many accounts to repeatedly send me and **my big boss** ranting, nonsensical emails, demanding copies of my (spotless) personnel file and including copies of the tweets I’ve sent discussing your harassment, you’re effectively substantiating my allegations.

It’s my birthday. Yay me!

I am laughing. Hard.

Izzy is insane! (Volume up!)

I can’t figure out how to unlock my account. :/

You have no idea how huge this is! Coco is finally starting to admit her love for Izzy... two years after she joined the family! 🐶💞🐶

Worth watching today. https://twitter.com/tallman_bob/status/1076162793819254787?s=21

@Museek