@dr_zooks @amarand @JLong Accomplishments are the things that you are done doing and you already did.
Stuff like "re-engineered x to do y" or "maintained complex blah that did blah".
Sometimes you might euphemize a little. Don't say "drove shitty middle manager to quit" say "helped refine team dynamic."
@AskTheDevil @amarand @JLong "I will throat punch your kids if you don't hire me right fuckin now." and then attach a picture of Steve Martin from the airport scene in Planes, Trains and Automobiles.
Like that?
@AskTheDevil @amarand @JLong your kids have nice throats, sure would be a shame if someone were to ram a fist into them...
@AskTheDevil @amarand @JLong I'll get it eventually.
@AskTheDevil @amarand @JLong okay, how's about I tell the guy I found his wife on Tinder and we're going on a date soon, and then give him the opportunity to name the kid I'm gonna have with his wife.
Yeah?
@AskTheDevil @amarand @JLong alright, alright (the upbeat kind, not the tired kind) I think I'm picking up what you're putting down.