@dr_zooks I really should get glasses. I just petted the wrong voo-doo doll.
If a celebrity is killed by a bear in the next few days, my bad.
@AskTheDevil nah, it's just as well, I got hit with the "we'd like someone with more professional experience" bug. So I'm hoping it's at least a funny celebrity bear death.
@dr_zooks Let's be real. There's almost no celebrities that it wouldn't be at least a _little_ funny.
Uh oh... does being the Devil count as being a celebrity?
If I'm mauled by a bear while checking the back-yard for coyotes so my dog can go potty, I have only myself to blame.
I was one of the first victims of the petard, back in the day, too.
@AskTheDevil no, your status is above celebrity, so I don't think you have anything to worry about.
Plus where would you go? Home? Oh nooo.
@AskTheDevil yeah, my mom learned VERY early that sending me to my room was not a punishment, even after taking all my stuff out.