@AskTheDevil I'm blaming the ADHD because I don't want to have to face the reality that I might just have a pixie infestation.
@AskTheDevil aaaaaaaand I just found my scissors under the couch I looked under three times earlier. It's definitely pixies or fairies. I may need to go get some of those nails.
@dr_zooks Iron nails are cheap at the hardware store. Just sayin'.