@dr_zooks That's either ADHD, or you have a pixie or ferret infestation.
@AskTheDevil I'm blaming the ADHD because I don't want to have to face the reality that I might just have a pixie infestation.
@AskTheDevil aaaaaaaand I just found my scissors under the couch I looked under three times earlier. It's definitely pixies or fairies. I may need to go get some of those nails.