CUT MY GLOVE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY DAVENPORT
FUCK A CUSHION
NO COVER
DON'T NEED A GIRL CAUSE THE SOFA'S MY LOVER
--Papa Couch

JD's Mom threw out the papasan
He fucked the couch, the armchair and divan
JD can't be seen at IKEA or Ashley
I parodied this song cause I feel bad for JD's Mom
--Fountains of Wang

one more, to the tune of My Chemical Romance "Teenagers"

They're gonna clean up the crime
Cut taxes down to a dime
And take your citizenship from you
Because they sleep with a gun
And keep an eye on your son
So they control all the things you do

"Democracy doesn't work"
They say with barely a smirk
'Cause they are nothing but cruel and mean
They will imprison the feds
The Constitution to shreds
And all the pigs in the murder machine
(...)

I said "Republicans scare the livin' shit out of me"
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So listen to Q, and start a violent coup
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me

The good old boys in their suits
The Hitler Youth in jackboots
They're gonna make quite the comeback, kid
But if you're itching to fight
Your second amendment right
Will make them pay for the things that they did
(...)