I'm convinced people like this live in Canada or someplace that gets like 6 weeks of summer that never tops 90 degrees. by March Texas is already getting into pre-summer. we hit 90 in February this year. and climate change is already "hastening spring" to the point winter barely exists. he's gonna start pining for winter real bad when summer lasts 10 months and gets up to 120 in June.
I WILL TRADE YOU PLACES. I'll take your salary and your NYC apartment and the snow and the rain and the cold and you can take my poverty wages that Texas entices businesses with and you can enjoy balmy winters and brief February springs and then EIGHT MONTHS of boiling in lukewarm community pools and burning your ass on the car seat and $700 electric bills trying to keep your house from giving you heat stroke. I'm sure you won't question your life choices then.
here's what's gonna happen: all these cases are gonna get delayed so there's no conviction before the election. without a conviction, Trump retains all his support + free publicity from the trials/persecution complex. Trump wins election, has all cases thrown out, tosses all prosecutors & political opponents in gulags, rules with an iron fist for 20+ years.
my condolences to anyone who was a fan of these books