The chance of goosebumps increases 366% if Chris Cornell's cover of Patience is playing

Stop putting seeds in my bread! 😖

Good girl gave us several solid turds today, and we're thrilled!

Is Jo Koy the love child of Dwayne Johnson and Howie Mandel? Sure looks like it. I wonder if there's a sex tape.

But between vet trips and doggy diapers, we have vaporized $1,000 in the past week

Our dog is such a good girl; her digestive issues are happening between our July and August trips up north

Bummed that Andy Levin lost. Of course I'll vote for Haley in November but it will sting.

Found a Cheeto fragment in my pajama pants, so yeah life is good

Is Actblue behind all these frantic campaign texts? "It's the speaker." "You started a contribution.."
Makes me want to get a new phone number.

Scrolling reddit isn't always a complete waste of time... I saw someone using zip ties to fix screws where the hole is too big, and implemented it immediately!

Got two more petition signatures this weekend. Due date for petitions is in about a week! Get involved, Michigan! https://mireproductivefreedom.org/

Hey. You. Stop doomscrolling and enjoy my goofy dog.

Anyone know why people cc: themselves on work e-mails? I've only seen boomers doing it and I don't know them well enough to ask

Usually I avoid Sunday mornings for grocery shopping but this time the gods of perky pokies were smiling upon me 👀

I feel confident about my parenting because I actually enjoyed being on vacation with them last week