@00pi There's always a condescending undertone with the implication that they can convert me into a "good, patriotic conservative". My family's all conservatives except for me and my sister (who stays in the liberal closet, so to speak). I am frequently referred to as 'The Prodigal Son'. Shrug.
@chaos440 I would incessantly mock them in reply. Imagine a position to their right, insist that you've adopted it and they're the damned liberals. See how they like it.