Today I was called a “Civil Bitch.” It made me question myself because I know I can be sarcastic. I hope that is not what I am. But then again, is there something wrong when I tell the truth & I try to be kind at the same time? Or maybe I’m a bitch & I just don’t know it.

@carmahaz Well, that's a neat trick. Now I want someone to call *me* that! I usually just got "uppity bitch"!

@AvaSpeaksUp I think they are almost synonymous lol

@carmahaz But it's practically the *one kind* of bitch I've never been called.... I feel almost left out!! LOL!!

@carmahaz I mean, come on... at varying times in my life there have been (join in ladies if you've heard any of these or if I miss any):
* uppity bitch
* skinny bitch
* fat bitch
* teeny (tiny) bitch
* little bitch
* brainy bitch
* stupid bitch
* too smart for her own good bitch
* too big for her britches bitch
* blonde bitch
* poor bitch
* skanky bitch
* white bitch
* puta bitch
* broke (ass) bitch
* rich (ass) bitch
and the ever popular favorite:
* fucking bitch.

But not ONCE a civil one!!

@AvaSpeaksUp so there is also stuck up bitch. My favorite is when I am called a ‘Cunt’...my response has become ‘you mean THUNDER CUNT’, right!?! @carmahaz words have power and I take back the power 😉

@AvaSpeaksUp @carmahaz ok technically I say, ‘that’s Dr. THUNDER Cunt to you’ lol

@Thumprhare @carmahaz @AvaSpeaksUp Oh my goodness I’m totally using this next time I’m called that. (and sorry for jumping in mid convo)

@yogapaddlerun feel free to use it! Then you can carefully use a well placed clap while making thunder sounds too. It’s the beauty of being bullied and harassed as a kid—sassy smart mouth. 😜 @carmahaz @AvaSpeaksUp

@Thumprhare Totally hear you about being sassy smart mouth from being bullied. I’ve been called a verbal executioner as adult. @AvaSpeaksUp @carmahaz

@yogapaddlerun @carmahaz @AvaSpeaksUp @Thumprhare

Is it wrong that I LOVE this thread?

How about hysterically funny bitches? Am I allowed to say that? (Runs out of room)

@MountainMan I love that ya love it!! I appreciate the addition of hysterically funny bitches!! @yogapaddlerun @carmahaz @AvaSpeaksUp

@Thumprhare @AvaSpeaksUp @carmahaz @yogapaddlerun

It was very funny, if somewhat sad that y’all get called those names.

@MountainMan @yogapaddlerun @carmahaz @Thumprhare

Eh. I'll take name calling over what else men can try to do to us, any day. I used to get upset over being called a bitch, but it's a lot less worse than anything else and it's a good warning sign. I'm far more worried about the quiet guys these days.

@AvaSpeaksUp @MountainMan @yogapaddlerun @carmahaz @Thumprhare This thread is freaking awesome!

@Jennifelroy @Thumprhare @carmahaz @yogapaddlerun @MountainMan @AvaSpeaksUp

I tend to reserve "bitch" for guys these days. I find most dudes are way more affected by that word than women are but its also pretty rare that I use it to someone's face.
Also is it bad that I was more offended by the "Puta bitch" line because basically they are just calling you "Bitch bitch?"

@FergySon @AvaSpeaksUp @MountainMan @yogapaddlerun @carmahaz @Thumprhare 🤔 I think I'm mostly impressed that it's multilingual.

@Jennifelroy @Thumprhare @yogapaddlerun @MountainMan @AvaSpeaksUp @FergySon Rusty has always regretted that his dad didn’t teach him Spanish as well as English (despite that he lived in Central American countries growing up) He tries to pick up some Spanish from his crew. One day he had them rolling when he smashed his thumb and blurted “Pinche Pescado” 🐠🐟 Fucking Fish?🤔 He tries though.

@carmahaz

LOL!! What did he think he was saying? Or what was he trying for?

@FergySon @MountainMan @yogapaddlerun @Thumprhare @Jennifelroy

@AvaSpeaksUp @Jennifelroy @Thumprhare @yogapaddlerun @MountainMan @FergySon He was just trying to shut me up. He thought I’d be shocked & run from the “conversation” But yeah, I’m a high school teacher at a continuation school for 23 years. Nothing much shocks me and I don’t suffer Trump fools lightly.

@carmahaz
No, I meant what was Rusty trying to say in Spanish when he hit his finger?

@FergySon @MountainMan @yogapaddlerun @Thumprhare @Jennifelroy

@AvaSpeaksUp @Jennifelroy @Thumprhare @yogapaddlerun @MountainMan @FergySon lol way too much answer for simple question. I have no idea. When he smashes his body parts or shoots a nail through his foot he usually says quite clearly (excuse me now) cock-sucker. That is his extreme pain expletive.

@carmahaz
That's a good one!! I accidentally punched the door frame of my car one time trying to throw my purse into my car. (I had been awake for 36 hours straight working, cramming for finals, packing up my car to clear out of the dorms & I had a 6 hour drive ahead of me before I could sleep) & I had just filled up my car. I came up with "motherfucking cocksucking God damn son of a bitch motherless whore in Hell!!" as I danced around in front of the gas tanks & my open car door shaking my ->

@AvaSpeaksUp You are a talented word artist.

@carmahaz I only remember it because he wrote it down and I was embarrassed. I thought I could have been a little more creative. It didn't really *sing*.

@AvaSpeaksUp he wrote it down😂. He was impressed too.