Gonna develop a martial arts form for old codgers.
Weaponized walkers. Canes registered as lethal weapons.
And the deadly, deadly art of dual-wielded bamboo back scratchers. 👴👊💥
@MsJudyJetson Have heard stories of people with lots of training who ended up with dementia. Bad news all around. Those canes are no joke.
@MsJudyJetson Quite the cautionary tale.
Count me in, @aspecurian 👍
@cmskiera Personally I also think wheelchairs, walkers etc need the whole 007 treatment.
A titanium-alloy tactical walker with night vision and next-gen GPS. Fully self-driving electric wheelchair with Area Defense Systems and built-in biochemical attack support. Laser-guided thermobaric shoehorns. Sky's the limit!
Get your patent applications ready, @aspecurian 😆
@aspecurian my shins have sustained injuries from an overly exuberant cane gesticulator.
@YogaSteve Hell, I took a few really good whacks during floor hockey in high school.
Especially from this one girl- the year before we had been playing dodgeball and I caught her with a shot right in the chest. Just mashed the potatoes. Felt kinda bad at the time but man did she get me back!
@aspecurian a cane is similar to an escrima stick.