Gonna develop a martial arts form for old codgers.
Weaponized walkers. Canes registered as lethal weapons.
And the deadly, deadly art of dual-wielded bamboo back scratchers. 👴👊💥
Get your patent applications ready, @aspecurian 😆
Gonna develop a martial arts form for old codgers.
Weaponized walkers. Canes registered as lethal weapons.
And the deadly, deadly art of dual-wielded bamboo back scratchers. 👴👊💥
Get your patent applications ready, @aspecurian 😆
@cmskiera Personally I also think wheelchairs, walkers etc need the whole 007 treatment.
A titanium-alloy tactical walker with night vision and next-gen GPS. Fully self-driving electric wheelchair with Area Defense Systems and built-in biochemical attack support. Laser-guided thermobaric shoehorns. Sky's the limit!