The lottery is the “idiot tax,” you say? Well, what if I were to wear my horoscope-prescribed lucky color when purchasing my ticket?
@TheCard Only if you choose your lottery number from the lucky numbers inside your latest fortune cookie. Gamble smarter not harder!
@danialexis Damn it! I was THIS close to making my dreams come true!
@TheCard Obviously you need to buy more lottery tickets. Foolproof!
@TheCard
There are no prescribed lucky colors. Ptolemy and others never developed any.