**TheCard** @[email protected] · Nov 14, 2023, 11:12

**TheCard** @[email protected] · Nov 14, 2023, 11:12

The lottery is the “idiot tax,” you say? Well, what if I were to wear my horoscope-prescribed lucky color when purchasing my ticket?

**Dani Alexis** @[email protected] · Nov 14, 2023, 11:51

**Dani Alexis** @[email protected] · Nov 14, 2023, 11:51

Dani Alexis @[email protected]

@TheCard Only if you choose your lottery number from the lucky numbers inside your latest fortune cookie. Gamble smarter not harder!

**TheCard** @[email protected] · 2023-11-14T12:58:18Z

TheCard @[email protected]

@danialexis Damn it! I was THIS close to making my dreams come true!

**Dani Alexis** @[email protected] · Nov 14, 2023, 13:02

**Dani Alexis** @[email protected] · Nov 14, 2023, 13:02

Dani Alexis @[email protected]

@TheCard Obviously you need to buy more lottery tickets. Foolproof!