The talking heads are awful and we hope you aren't also subjecting yourself to their verbal diarrhea.
So here is #SmershTV 's introduction of contestants for whom Trump will direct his ire at after 11 pm East Coast!
Presented in the order I want.
At this point in the debate, I will be referring to tonight’s contestants by their file picture’s saved image name to avoid any confusion. The names will be updated as they score points.
Our first victim:
Chris “The Hamburgler” Christie, former bridge operator from New Jersey
Dude risking Trump's ire #2:
desantis who may be a Disney Stock Pumper and is a human
contestant #3:
F American UN Ambassador Nikki Haley and current, uh, also a human
#4, the big quattro:
Mike Pence not upset just disappointed, a/k/a the former guy who claims he isn’t running for president and former VP
#5, el cinco
yee haw asa hutchinson the former Governor of Arkansas
#7 Mr Golf himself
vivek-ramaswamy shirt on
who is apparently an Entrepreneur and thirst trap
and lastly, the ocho, my personal favorite file photo:
Tim Captain Holt Look Scott
the South Carolina Senator
