The talking heads are awful and we hope you aren't also subjecting yourself to their verbal diarrhea.

So here is 's introduction of contestants for whom Trump will direct his ire at after 11 pm East Coast!

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Presented in the order I want.

At this point in the debate, I will be referring to tonight’s contestants by their file picture’s saved image name to avoid any confusion. The names will be updated as they score points.

Our first victim:

Chris “The Hamburgler” Christie, former bridge operator from New Jersey

Dude risking Trump's ire #2:

desantis who may be a Disney Stock Pumper and is a human

contestant #3:

F American UN Ambassador Nikki Haley and current, uh, also a human

#4, the big quattro:

Mike Pence not upset just disappointed, a/k/a the former guy who claims he isn’t running for president and former VP

#5, el cinco

yee haw asa hutchinson the former Governor of Arkansas

#7 Mr Golf himself

vivek-ramaswamy shirt on

who is apparently an Entrepreneur and thirst trap

and lastly, the ocho, my personal favorite file photo:

Tim Captain Holt Look Scott

the South Carolina Senator

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