I'm at that point of quitting smoking where if someone drove me and my aluminum bat to the location of this ad buyer I'd have an excellent day.
@Shelter Tell em how you really feel. @spacesloth
When I bought the bat the lady in Goodwill said, "Oh the husband basher," and I looked her right in the eyes and said, "No, he's perfectly fine. It's everyone else."
People seem to have a problem with people who prefer melee weapons over ranged.
Often those people are doing everything they can to make sure they can fire a ridiculous amount of rounds per second.
Those people always think they can shoot us, first.
In the meantime I have to Walk and feed the dogs, vets, feed and educate the kids, grocery shopping, cooking, stare into the distance while fantasizing...
@Shelter You spelled life wrong. @spacesloth
I'm the most violent "Centrist" anyone has ever met.
I'm a Paladin.
I always play a paladin despite DMs going noooooooo.
@MrGoat @spacesloth
I have dreams where I kill people who are threatening my trans child by quietly approaching them and then gleefully bashing in their skulls.
And there is in fact glee.
Not going to lie