@th3j35t3r I do want to fantasize a bit about all the badness coming his way. He'd have been better off just smearing a freshly cut habanero on his glans...
You'll find I'm very capable of that kind of imagery when called upon. I have a rich imagination, and a mean streak.
@sfleetucker @Shelter this is one of those situations in which those traits pair up finely.
In my 30s I finally learned to zip it instead of using it in a retaliatory manner when people who care about me hurt me inadvertently, and I save it for those who deserve it as well.