Wife: sooooo, you bought cock and brought it home in a menage á trois box.
Me: hey, four day weekend. Ringing in the new year right.
Wife: 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
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@Kurtroedeger Looks like a fun weekend to me, if the receipt is any indication. And the lady of the house is willing.