Wife: sooooo, you bought cock and brought it home in a menage á trois box.
Me: hey, four day weekend. Ringing in the new year right.
Wife: 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
@Kurtroedeger Bonus (or maybe not, lol)-- you got that cock on sale! 😂
$2 off!
@Kurtroedeger Maybe enough for a bag of chips. Dinner and a show! 😁
(This is so terrible. Poor Mrs. Kurt)
@Kurtroedeger Looks like a fun weekend to me, if the receipt is any indication. And the lady of the house is willing.