Gonna have to shave myself down to a 'stache and pick up a bunch of Hawaiian shirts. Maybe join a bowling league. 😂
"Excuse me, bartender? I'd like a candy apple martini please."
Get me a bunch of extra rings and a gaudy gold-plated neck chain. Switch to Nikes and track suits on the weekends.
Stock up on my collection of leather-clad aprons and start sleeping in button-assed onesies.
Buy me a bronzed pinapple emblazoned with my new motto: CABANA LYFE. Get me a couple of matching tattoos.
Probably rock some version of a mullet tbh.
Obviously have to buy an IROC then, or an early 80's Datsun.
Gotta stop cutting the fingernails on my pinkies, of course.
"Alexa, place a subscribe and save order for a dozen hula girl dashboard ornaments, to arrive monthly."
@kel you know across your knuckles and wrapped down your your wrist the banner would also look banging. And I am thinking the pineapple just on the middle of your chest so that face peeks our from you unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt!!! Also how opposed to a tear drop would you be on the pineapplskull......YOU know for all the other social media sites voice chat options he be killing!!!
@kel Yeeesss!!! Ohhhh best idea EVER!!!! How about a mullet Mohawk. hawk on top and mullet in the back! you keep the soul patch and bottom of the goat. We bleach it all out and do the base a bright yellow going to green tips!!! 😍 Get you a burger king crown and bamn YOUR the pineapple!!!! Epic right.