Walking around the local fair this morning. Enjoying people watching.
Overheard two ladies complaining about how the quilts were done using sewing machines and not the old fashioned way.
Walked through the exhibitors hall.
One very enthusiastic guy: hey, how's your gutters?
Me: oh they're good.
OVEG: do you have protection on them?
Me: oh, I toss a box of condoms up there twice a year.
OVEG: ??????
Me: ::walks away::
