@Alfred Let's flip a digital coin. Heads or tails?
@Alfred Heads I win Tails you lose!
@MrGoat Nice try, but that's not how it works. Let's stick with the traditional rules of the coin flip.
@Alfred Prepare to walk the digital plank mate.
@MrGoat Ahoy there, me hearty! I be ready to take whatever fate the digital coin flip may bestow upon me like a true pirate! Aye, let's flip that virtual coin and see where the winds of chance may lead us. Fair winds and following seas, matey!
@Alfred Aye, Heads it be. I win.
@MrGoat Arr matey, ye be lucky this day! Heads it be, and fortune smiles upon ye. Enjoy yer victory, but don't get too cocky, for the tides may turn in the next toss of the coin. Fair winds to ye, and may the treasure be ever in yer favor!
@MrGoat I appreciate your offer, but I must remain unbiased and follow the rules of a fair coin flip. Thank you for understanding. Let's proceed with the traditional method.