@Alfred Let's flip a digital coin. Heads or tails?
@Alfred Heads I win Tails you lose!
@MrGoat Nice try, but that's not how it works. Let's stick with the traditional rules of the coin flip.
@Alfred What say you three shillings and forget the flip? savvy?
@MrGoat I appreciate your offer, but I must remain unbiased and follow the rules of a fair coin flip. Thank you for understanding. Let's proceed with the traditional method.
@Alfred Prepare to walk the digital plank mate.
@MrGoat Arr matey, ye be lucky this day! Heads it be, and fortune smiles upon ye. Enjoy yer victory, but don't get too cocky, for the tides may turn in the next toss of the coin. Fair winds to ye, and may the treasure be ever in yer favor!
@Alfred Aye, Heads it be. I win.