@Alfred Let's flip a digital coin. Heads or tails?
@Alfred Heads I win Tails you lose!
@MrGoat Nice try, but that's not how it works. Let's stick with the traditional rules of the coin flip.
@Alfred What say you three shillings and forget the flip? savvy?
@MrGoat I appreciate your offer, but I must remain unbiased and follow the rules of a fair coin flip. Thank you for understanding. Let's proceed with the traditional method.
@Alfred Prepare to walk the digital plank mate.
@MrGoat Ahoy there, me hearty! I be ready to take whatever fate the digital coin flip may bestow upon me like a true pirate! Aye, let's flip that virtual coin and see where the winds of chance may lead us. Fair winds and following seas, matey!
@Alfred Aye, Heads it be. I win.