Leia: "I know. Somehow I've always known. AND I STILL TOOK YOUR VIRGINITY AND BONED YOU A COUPLE OTHER TIMES INCLUDING THAT ONE TIME HAN WAS ASLEEP
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Obiwan: Should we tell him.
Yoda: No, see where going, little freaks do, we shall.