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Get Things Done
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?"
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Adrian! He is hiding drugs inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on the neighbor's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
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Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no drugs.
The phone rings at Adrian's house.
"Hey, Adrian! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."
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